Dawn's Diet Tips

1. Medication that makes you sick for 10 weeks
(consisting of at least 20 pills per day and one injection each week, self administered of course!)

2. Two surgeries – one outpatient, one major – including removal of organs

3. Six days in the hospital

4. Taxi service for two teenagers
(the best teenagers in the universe!!!)

5. A haircut

6. LOTS of water

7. NOT eating the “goodies” in the office kitchen
Don't even BUY them for home!

8. One large or two small bites of very dark, organic,
free-trade chocolate daily - quells the desire to eat a whole cake and has anti-oxidant properties as well!
"HEALTH FOOD!!!! YAY!!!!!"

9. Breast reduction surgery????????
(no, i didn't but its gotta be worth a pound or two!!!)

GUARANTEED results if you follow above guidelines
NOTE: NO EXERCISE IS REQUIRED!!

Love ya! hehe